Calle Me

[Pictured: Swiss PTT mod. 1950 telephone connected to Asterisk with a Grandstream HT802 ATA]

Just for fun, for tests and experiments or just to waste time, I open my Asterisk PBX to anyone interested and make the following numbers available. No authentication or registration is required.

Option 1.

From the telephone network, dial +1 412 534 1129 to speak to Lenny (The Telemarketing Troll – a chatbot which answers calls and plays pre-recorded messages interacting with spammers).
While Lenny is talking, press “5” to get a dial tone with which you can dial the 9xxx numbers shown below.

This is a US number and depending on your phone plan there may be charges!

Option 2.

Direct SIP call, free of charge. With any softphone or SIP client (Zoiper, Linphone, etc.) or with your Asterisk, without registration or authentication, dial as follows:

sip:9xxx@callme.linuxmafia.ch

All 90xx numbers listed below can be called at any time, no human will answer and no real phone will ring.

With the number 9009 you can have a telephone conference with other random participants.

If you want to say hello to me and make me happy, you can leave your voice message by calling 9222 (voicemail).

If you want to have a chat with me, a random guy living in Europe, who speaks Italian, German and English, you can call me at 9333. If I am not working, sleeping or otherwise busy I will gladly answer your call. Otherwise, voicemail will answer for me.

For questions or suggestions email me at callme@linuxmafia.ch

Have fun!


9001 Noisy monkeys

9002 Jingle

9003 Music stream

9004 Florida weather forecast

9005 Cuba Bajon – Music on Hold

9006 Christmas ringback tone
9007 Radio Morcote International

9009 Conference room

9010 Random crazy german guy phonecall

9011 Music ringback tone (random clip by each call)

9013 Music on hold (random clip by each call)

9014 Telemarketer’s trap

9015 Just ringing…

9016 Birds ringback tone

9017 Germano Mosconi’s Can Can

9018 Germano Mosconi swearing

9019 Sequence of tones

9020 Angry swiss guy

9021 Cuba Bajon in G722 codec

9022 Music by iptel.com

9023 Echo test by CallWithUS

9024 Local echo test

9025 Angry Indian guy

9026 Mental Health Hotline

9027 Swiss ringback tone

9028 Test call by iptel.org

9030 Demo call by zipdx.com

9031 Talking clock (italian)

9032 Test Call by AVM (FritzBox)

9033 Clips of Shortwave Number Stations from Cold War Era (random clip by each call)

9034 Crazy German guy (robot) A paranoid german version of Lenny

9035 Lenny (robot) The Telemarketing Troll – is a chatbot which answers calls and plays pre-recorded messages interacting with spammers

9036 Very, very booooooring Russian language course (German / Russian)

9037 Fax machine noise

9038 Morse code

9039 TV Commercials from the ’80s (German, random clip by each call)

9041 Music on Hold (random clip by each call)

9050 Talking clock (English / Italian) Central Europe Time